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Rocky Mountain Auto & Performance

970-493-8059

108 E. Vine Drive
Fort Collins, CO, 80524

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Full Service Oil Change
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Taking The Scare Out Of Bad-Weather Driving

Taking the scare out of bad weather driving is simple when you know the car care tips that will keep your car in optimum driving condition. Get a free car care guide that will tell all about how to be safe during the upcoming bad weather winter brings.
Source: Auto Safety

Safe Driving Starts With Clear Vision

Safe driving starts with clear vision and windshield wipers are one of the most ignored safety features on your car. Check your wipers today for signs of wear and tear. Keep yourself, your family and your vehicle safe with a simple check of the wiper blades.
Source: Auto Safety

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Wayne Ault, Owner

Joe Farr, Manager

 

970-493-8059

 

wayne@http://rmautoperformance.com

 

Hours: Mon – Fri 7:30 – 5:00

 

Appointments recommended

Not always needed!

Rocky Mountain Auto & Performance

108 E. Vine Dr.  Fort Collins, CO 80524

(Across from Poudre Pet & Feed Supply

near the corner of Vine and N. College Ave.)

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Alternative Medical Dictionary

An Alternative Medical Dictionary:

[Submitted by Nigel Morris]

  1. Artery – The study of paintings.
  2. Barium – What Doctors do when patients die.
  3. Caesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome.
  4. Cauterize – Made eye contact with her.
  5. Colic – A sheep dog.
  6. Dilate – To live long.
  7. Enema – Not a friend.
  8. Fibula – A small lie.
  9. Impotent – Distinguished, well known.
  10. Labour Pain – Getting hurt at work.
  11. Morbid – A higher offer.
  12. Nitrates – Cheaper than day rates.
  13. Node – Was aware of.
  14. Outpatient – A person who has fainted.
  15. Post Operative – Letter carrier.
  16. Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery.
  17. Seizure – Roman Emperor.
  18. Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport.
  19. Urine – Opposite of ‘you’re out’.